All the jokes ever in the world ever!

A smiling pug

There might be the odd one missing, but I doubt it. Disagree and the pug gets it.

OK, so most of the jokes on this site are old and tired, low-quality and just plain insulting but some of these jokes are gems. Well maybe two. It's not like there are any better ones anywhere else on the Internet anyway so you're stuck with them!

So why use jokes-o-matic.com if the jokes are so lame? Well we can make the .com in our links go higher than most sites. That's got to be worth something right? There's a picture of an ugly-but-cute pug on the front page too. And the guy who made the site is rumoured to be nice. If that's not reason enough, just the fact that you're here now and can't be bothered to go somewhere else is probably going to be the winner.

OK you sold me, show me the jokes…

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