Bush jokes

  • Hail to the Moron
    It's finally come out why George W. is pushing childhood literacy. He wants America's children to be better off than he is.
  • Dubya, Cheney & Jumbo
    George Bush and his accomplice Dick Cheney were riding on an elephant. A group of bystanders were watching intently. All of a sudden someone in the croud shouted, "Hey look that elephant has two assho…
  • Pink, Grey, & Stuck
    What's pink, grey, and can't fit through a doorway? George W. Bush with a javelin through his head!
  • Capitalism for Dummies
    Traditional Capitalism: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income. American Capitalism: You have two cow…
  • Bush's Winning Campaign Slogans
    1. I'll turn capital punishment into a new game show! 2. I promise to get cocaine off our streets: 1 kilo at a time. 3. I'll finish what Bill started -- the interns. 4. Like father, like son. You …
  • Al Gore's Piercings
    Why did Al Gore get a nipple ring? He heard that George Bush got a Dick Cheney.
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