Children jokes
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Did you hear about the boy bubble who chased...
Did you hear about the boy bubble who chased the girl bubble?
He wanted to see her bust!
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Good Ol' Zombie Babies
What's funnier than a zombie baby?
A zombie baby in a clown suit!
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Twisted Baby Joke
What is more fun that stapeling babies to a wall?
Ripping them off.
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Top Ten Signs Your Kid Is A Wizard - David Letterm
10. When he enters a room there is a burst of purple smoke
9. You say, "Do you think that lawn is gonna mow itself?" But then it does
8. Your child gets busted shoplifting a newt
7. Can turn lead i…
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Birdman
Little girl: "Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?'"
Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken."
Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken?"
Mother: "Because we need the egg
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Arkansas Scholars
Questions and answers selected from tests in Springdale, Arkansas in
2000 to 16 year old students! (Don't laugh too hard - one of these may be the
president someday.)
Q: Name the four seasons.
A: …
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What Are Politics?
A kid goes to his dad and asks, "Dad, what are politics?"
His dad replies, " Put it this way; I am the breadwinner of the family so I am capatilism. Your mom is the owner of the money so she is gov…
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Please pass the mayo
A kid came home from school and asked his dad, "Dad, I heard some kids talking about a thing called a vagina. What is a vagina, and what does it look like?"
"Well, son, before sex it looks like a bea…
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A lady and her baby...
A lady and her baby get on a bus. The bus driver looks at the lady, and then her baby, and then screams, "AHHHH! That's the ugliest child I've ever seen in my life!"
The lady then, totally disgusted,…
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Little Johnny's Prognosis
A young mother was having a consultation with a doctor. As they spoke, her Little Johnny could clearly be heard terrorizing the people in the waiting room - yet she made no attempt to restrain him. …