Foreign jokes
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Flies In The Beer
An Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman go into a pub and each order a pint of Guinness. Just as the bartender hands them over, three flies buzz down and one lands in each of the pints.
The Englishman l…
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Hit TV Shows in Iraq
"Husseinfeld"
"Mad About Everything"
"U.S. Military Secrets Revealed"
"Suddenly Sanctions"
"Children Are Forbidden From Saying Anything Darndest"
"Matima Loves Chachi"
"Buffy The Slayer of Yanke…
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Yo mama is like a brick...
Yo mama is like a brick, flat on both sides and laid by Mexicans.
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Person 1: Did you know Saddam has a bounty?
Person 1: Did you know saddam has a bounty on his head?
Person 2: Really?
Person 1: It''s not suprising, I mean, he's had a twix over his lips for years now!
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Whats the difference between Saddam's palaces ...
What's the difference between one of Saddam's palaces and a 50 cent's house?
You know your'e going to find weapons in 50 cent's house.
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Whats the difference between Saddam Hussein ...
Whats the difference between Saddam Hussein and a bucket of crap?
The bucket.
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Hot Enough For You?
After dying a grisly death in an Afghan cave, Osama made his way to the pearly gates.
There, he was greeted by George Washington.
"How dare you attack the nation I helped conceive!" yelled Washingt…
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Three men were in a sauna...
Three men were in a sauna. An Italian, a German, and a Pollack.
Suddenly, they heard a beeping noise. The Italian guy pushed a few buttons on his hand and then told the others that he had a chip in…
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Rock da House
What do Saddam Hussein and Fred Flintstone have in common?
When they look out of their window, they both see rubble.
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Iraqi Funerals
Why do Iraqis only have 2 pallbearers at their funerals?
Becasue garbage cans only have 2 handles.