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A blonde goes into a laundry mat and asks to have her sweater cleaned. The laundromat attendant doesn�t hear her correctly and says, �Come again?� The blonde blushes slightly and giggles, �O

Yo house is so dirty, when I walked outside I had to wipe my feet.

There were three men on death row, a Brit, an American, and a Pollock. They are all set to be put in the electric chair. The Brit gets strapped up first. The executioner asks if he's got any last word…

Two blondes and a brunette fell off a cliff, handing on to a rope for dear life. The rope was tearing from the weight of the three girls, so the brunette says, "One of us has to jump or we'll all die.…

A blonde walks into Best Buy looking for a television. The salesman walks up to her and tells her that the store does not serve blondes. The next day the blonde walks back into Best Buy with a red wig…

A Blonde was at a gumball machine. She put a quarter in and kept getting a gumball out. The man behind her asked if he could get a gumball. She said, "Shut up! Im WINNING!"

Q: What's dumber than a brunette trying to build a house under water? A: A blonde trying to burn it down

A brunette goes to the doctor and says, "Everywhere I touch it hurts." He asks "What do you mean?" So she showed him what she meant. She touched her knee and said "Ouch!" Then she touched her chest an…

A blonde get's in her car and notices her steering wheel, dashboard, and windshield is missing. She calls the police and reports a theft. When the police officer comes, he looks at the blonde who is …

A Polish mechanic is fixing his headlights. �Help me out here,� he yells to his buddy. �Is my blinker working?� The friend says, �Yes�no�yes.�