Lawyer jokes
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F. Lee Bailey Love
What's the difference between F.Lee Bailey and a generalized joke about Lawyers?
One is boorish rude and insensitive, the other is just a joke!!
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Defense Lawyer's Good News
"I have good news and bad news," the defense lawyer says to his client.
"What's the bad news?"
The lawyer says, "Your blood matches the DNA found at the murder scene."
"Dammit!" cries the client.…
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Lawyer Croaks
A guy phones a law firm and says, "I want to speak to my lawyer." The receptionist says, "I'm sorry, but your lawyer died last week." The next day the same guy phones the law firm and says, "I want to…
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Deathbed Lawyer
Why was the lawyer skimming the Bible right before he died?
He was looking for loopholes!
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The Invention of the Copper Wire
Do you know how copper wire was invented?
Two lawyers fighting over a penny.
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The Lawyer's Funeral
A man is at his laywer's funeral and and is suprised by the turnout for this one man. He turns to the people around him. Why are you all at this man's funeral?
A man turns towards him and s…
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Lawyers in the Trees
Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?
A: Cut the rope.
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Lawyers and Lightbulbs, Case #2
Q: How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Four: one to climb the ladder, one to hold the ladder, one to shake the ladder and one to sue the ladder company.
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Singled-Celled Lawyer
What's the difference between a lawyer and an amoeba?
One wears a tie.
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Lyin' Lawyer Laffs
How can you tell when a lawyer is about to lie?
His lips start moving.