Medical jokes
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Deadly Gas
A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "I can�t stop passing gas. Luckily, my farts don�t smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I�ve farted twice since I�ve been here in yo…
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Memento
A guy goes to his doctor because he�s been having problems remembering things. After a battery of tests the doctor says, "Unfortunately, I have bad news, and I have very bad news."
"What�s the ve…
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Celebrex, Celebrex
Q: How do the makers of Celebrex celebrate?
A: Fuck if I know
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Dr. Doctor
Two doctors opened an office in a small town.
They put up a sign reading: "Dr Smith and Dr Jones, Psychiatry and Proctology."
The town council was not too happy with the sign, so the doctors change…
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Yo mama's so thin she ate a peanut ...
Your mama's so thin she ate a peanut and thought she was pregnant.
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Really Sick
There was this guy who was sick,so he went to the doctor.
The doc ran some tests and sent him home with some medicine.
The next day the doctor called and the wife answered.
"I'm going to need to …
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Quick Visit to the Dentist
A husband and wife entered the dentist's office. The husband said, "I want a tooth pulled. I don't want gas or Novocain because I'm in a terrible rush. Just pull the tooth as quickly as possible."
"Y…
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CNN Late Breaking News! It has been ...
CNN Late Breaking News!
It has been reported that Osama bin Laden was captured this morning at 4:22 AM Pacific Standard Time by U.S. Special Forces.
The main suspect of the attack on the World Trade…
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Yo mama is so nasty...
Your mama is so nasty, when you said, "Mama, what are we going to have for dinner?"
She stuck out her foot and said, "CORNS".
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What do you call an abortion in Czechslovakia?
What do you call an abortion in Czechslovakia?
A cancelled Czech!