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Yo mama so poor, she eats cereal with a fork just to save the milk.

Yo mama so poor, when I asked her to use the bathroom, she said "sure, it's the second bucket on the right."

Yo mama so short, she has to cuff up her panies.

Yo mama is so ugly, you're father brings her to work just so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

Yo mama so fat, she plays Slip-n-Slide on the Atlantic Ocean.

Yo mama is so fat, when I swerved off the road, I ran out of gas.

Yo mama's so fat, she applies lip stick with a paint roller.

Yo mama so nasty, she makes Speed Stick deodorant slow down.

Yo mama is so fat, when she wore a Malcom X jacket, a helicopter tried to land on her.

Yo mama so ugly, I asked her if her face hurt because it was killing me!