Animals jokes

  • The Creation of Man
    God created the mule, and told him, "You will be a mule, working constantly from dusk to dawn, carrying heavy loads on your back. You will eat grass and lack intelligence. You will live for 50 years…
  • Football Fan To The Rescue
    Two boys are playing football in Central Park when one is attacked by a rabid rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy rips a board off of a nearby fence, wedges it down the dog's collar and twists…
  • Rocket Science
    Scientists at NASA have developed a gun built specifically to launch dead chickens at the windshields of airliners, military jets and the space shuttle, all traveling at maximum velocity. The idea is…
  • Dog Train
    During WW II an American soldier had been on the front lines in Europe for three months, when he was finally given a week of R & R. He caught a supply boat to a supply base in the south of England, a…
  • Bullwinkle
    Q: What are the two main political parties in Canada? A: Moose and Squirrel
  • Redneck Beaver
    You know your a redneck if a beaver bites your nipple off!
  • Mexican or Mexican''t
    A Mexican walks into a bakery and asks, "Excuse me, may I have a bum, please?" The baker laughs and says, "Oh, you must mean a bun, sure, here you go." The Mexican next goes to the hardware store. He…
  • What's my name bitch?
    A grey goose walks into a bar and says" I'd like a scotch on the rocks." The bartender looks at the goose funny, but goes to get him his drink anyway. The bartender continues to look at the goose so t…
  • The Principal of the Elementary school, went ...
    The Principal of an elementary school went into a kindergarten classroom with all the a pack of Life Savers and told the kids, "I am going to give you all the same flavor and if you can tell me what i…
  • Who dun it?
    You know you're a redneck if your dog farts and you take the credit.
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