Animals jokes

  • Cow Reflexes
    What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef Jerky!
  • Goose & Lawyer
    Q: What can a goose do, that a duck can't do and a lawyer should do? A: Stick his bill up his ass.
  • Fish On The Wall
    What did the fish say when he hit a wall? Dam!
  • The Lyin' King
    What's the difference between Simba and O.J. Simpson? One's an African lion, and the other's a lion African.
  • Rooster Plays B-ball
    Why did the rooster cross the basketball court? It heard that the referee was blowing fouls.
  • Animal Wackiness
    What's the easiest way to put a giraffe in a fridge? By opening the door and putting it in.
  • Green and Jumpy
    What is green and jumps from bed to bed? A prostitoad.
  • Pillar Of The Community
    What kind of pillar can't hold up a building? A caterpillar!
  • One Chicken, One Road, Many Reasons
    Why did the chicken cross the road? KINDERGARTEN TEACHER:� To get to the other side. PLATO:� For the greater good of man. ARISTOTLE:� It is the nature of chickens to cross roads…
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