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Have you heard about the man who did it with a parakeet? He contracted chirpes and the worst thing? It was untweetable.

Why can't you hear bunnies having sex? Because they have cotton balls.

Why do people in vermont were kilts? Sheep can hear zippers from a mile away.

Yo mama so ugly, that when she wore Pepper Jack panties, even the rats wouldn't eat her.

Two hedgehogs are in the middle of the road and they're by a zebra crossing. One says, "Don't cross here!" The other one says, "Why not?" The first one says, "Look what happened to this zebra!"

Four worms were placed into four separate jars. The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol. The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke. The third worm was put into a jar of sperm. The fou…

Did you hear about the evil tuna? Rumor has it he was rotten to the albacore.

Osama and Saddam are walking through a desert when they come across a fence where a goat has his head stuck. Saddam looks at Osama, Osama looks at Saddam and Osama smiles, drops his pants, and star…

You might be a redneck if you think fast food is hitting a deer at 60 miles an hour.

Why didn't the elephant like to play cards in the jungle? Because there were too many cheetahs.