Animals jokes

  • Frenchman and Farm Animals
    What do you call a Frenchman with a sheep under one arm and a goat under the other? A bisexual!
  • Name Those Tracks
    Two gorgeous blonde biologists were in the field one fine summer day. While following a game trail, they came across a pair of tracks. "Look! a pair of tracks" The first blonde said while pointing to …
  • Cat Hating Husband
    A man hated his wife's cat and he decided to get rid of it. He drove 20 blocks away from home and dropped the cat there. The cat was already walking up the driveway when he approached his home. The …
  • Legless Dog
    What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter... he won't come to you anyway!
  • Shark Attack
    Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Professional courtesy.
  • Every Party Needs a Pooper
    Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to a party? Becase he was a party pooper.
  • The Wonderful Thing About Tiggers
    Q: Why doesn't Tigger have any friends? A: He plays with Pooh
  • Snail Shanghai
    A snail is walking down the road, when all of a sudden two turtles appear. They rough up the snail, take his money, and leave him for dead. Months later in the courtroom, after the two turtles have…
  • Osama's Spawn
    What did Osama name his last daughter? Camela - after her mother.
  • Bin Laid
    How does Osama bin Laden practice safe sex? He marks the camels that kick.
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