Animals jokes

  • Afghani Fowl
    What's the national bird of Afghanistan? DUCK!!!
  • Osama's Ride
    Osama bin Laden and one of his followers were riding on a camel when they stopped at a small town. Bin Laden got off the camel and lifted up its tail and looked at the camel's butt. Just then a guy c…
  • The Smartest Dog Ever
    As a butcher is shooing a dog from his shop, he sees $10 and a note in his mouth, reading: "10 lamb chops, please." Amazed, he takes the money, puts a bag of chops in the dog's mouth, and quickly …
  • Planet of the Apes: Secrets Revealed
    * Silicon-enhanced chests and lips reveal that humans are not only "as innovative as they are cruel," but pretty vain as well. * Wahlberg's neglect in removing his shirt through the entire film revea…
  • Cow Pat Lip Gloss
    An old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day. The local sheriff watched from his chair in front of the saloon as the cowboy wearily dismounted and tied his horse to the rail. The cowb…
  • Fish TV
    What is a fish's favorite game show? Name that Tuna.
  • Blonde Horse Sense
    A blonde buys two horses and she can't tell them apart. So she asks the farmer next door what to do. He says to cut one of their tails off. So she does. But then the other horse's tail gets caught…
  • Indian Promiscuity
    A woman was visiting an Indian reservation one day when an Indian came up to her. He had a feather in his hair. "How did you get that feather?" the woman asked. "I screw one squaw," the Indian said…
  • Blonde NASA Engineer
    NASA sends a space shuttle up with two pigs and a blonde on board. While the shuttle is taking off, the NASA command center calls the first pig and asks, "Pig #1, do you know your mission?" The pig…
  • Deaf Rover
    What do you call a dog wearing ear muffs? Anything you want, he cant hear you.
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