Anti-Joke jokes

  • It Burns
    Yo mama so tall, she tripped and burnt her lip on the sun.
  • Everyone's Doing It
    Q: What's bright eyed and bushy tailed? A: A squirrel on crack.
  • Chips and Dip
    Q: How do you get a zombie baby into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Doritos.
  • Hey DJ
    Yo mama so dumb she dj's for the ice cream truck
  • Brooklyn Zoo
    Q: Why did the duck go to Brooklyn? A: To buy some quack
  • Dream on
    Yo mama so old, she has dreams in black and white.
  • Shrooming
    A mushroom walks into a bar and asks for a drink, but the barkeep said, "Sorry, but we dont serve mushrooms." The mushroom replies, "Why, I'm a fun guy"
  • I like long walks on the beach
    Two lions are walking along the beach. One turns to the other and says "It's awfully quiet today isn't it?"
  • Free of Charge
    A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. When the neutron gets his drink, he asks, "Bartender, how much do I owe you?" The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge."
  • Jumper
    Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a zombie baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.
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