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Q: What did the apple say to the orange? A: I despise you for being different from me.

Q: How does a redneck take a bubblebath? A: He farts in a puddle.

"Mommy, the kids all say we're aliens from outer space. That's not true, is it?" "Vegl dibrogmrn di shtrtl mixtor!"

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Hark! I shall soon be swimming in a veritable river of pachyderm seed!

You are a redneck, if you read every joke in this database and don't get a single punch-line.

Q. How many lawyer jokes are there? A. Three...the rest are all true.

Knock, knock Who's there? Some Some who? Some asshole telling you knock, knock jokes.

Q: What did the left leg say to the right leg? A: That one in the middle thinks he's hard

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? A: Get in the Batmobile Robin!

What's Snoop Dogg's favorite weather? Drizzle!