Anti-Joke jokes
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A Joke of Genius
Q: What did the DNA say to the other DNA? A: Do these genes make my butt look fat.
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A snail owned a car...
A snail owned a car and was painting a big letter 'S' on it. His friend the turtle saw him and asked why and the snail replied, "When people see me drive by they can, 'Say look at the S-car-go".
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What do you call an elephant...
Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: Stuck
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Yet Another Knock Knock Joke
Knock knock You dumb ass, I�m the one standing outside Who�s there? Ah, forget it.
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Yo mama just gets dumber...
Yo mama so dumb, she wrote anti-anti-jokes to be extra funny and still made terrible jokes.
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Lego my Legolas
Q: What Does Legolas feed his horse? A: Elf-elf-a
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Gangs of New York Part II
Yo mama so dirty when I walked in her house the rats jumped me and the ants stole my wallet.
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A Perfect Circle
Q: What did the farmer use to make crop circles? A: A Protractor
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This joke is toast
Q: What does a slice of toast wear to bed? A: Jammies
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Amelie would be proud
Q: What do you call a gnome with its head in a Fairies dress? A: A goblin!