Anti-Joke jokes

  • Cooky Cookie Joke
    Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctors office? A: Because it was feeling crummy.
  • Hot Doggin'
    Q: What do you call a dog with no hind legs and metal balls? A: Sparky!
  • Baby boomers
    Q: What''s worse then finding 10 zombie babies in a garbage can? A: Finding one zombie baby in 10 garbage cans.
  • Talking in Numbers
    Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Because seven ate nine.
  • Where's Ice Cube, Eve, and Cedric?
    Q: Where did the sheep get its haircut? A: The ba-ba shop
  • This Joke is Bananas!
    Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator? A: What are you shaking about, its me she's going to eat.
  • Dreamweaver
    Yo mama's head so big, instead of having dreams she has motion pictures.
  • The corporate ladder
    A blonde sat at the bar when the bartender's son swaggers in. When he tells his father of his promotion and raise, the bartender calls for everyone's attention and announces that all drinks are on the…
  • Yum!
    Q: What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy falls over? A: doughnuts
  • Write this one down
    Knock, knock Who's there? You ever hear the joke about the broken pencil? You ever hear the joke about the broken pencil who? Nevermind, it's pointless.
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