Anti-Joke jokes

  • An OD on Nyquil will do this...
    It was a dark, foggy night. A man was wandering down the street, lost. He spotted a house not far away, so he quickly ran to it and went inside. There was no one inside the house so he began to look a…
  • This is a poor joke
    Yo mama is so poor she can't even pay attention.
  • Seriously, this has got to stop
    Two blondes walked in to a bar...Thought they'd see that coming.
  • With Andy Rooney
    Yo mama so stupid, it took her two hours to watch '60 minutes.'
  • That's Cheesy
    Q: Why did the mouse go to the party? A: He heard they were playing Parcheesi!
  • Where did it go?
    A blond was driving to the airport when she saw a sign that read, "Airport - Left," so she turned around and went back home.
  • The chicken was never this clever
    Q: Why did the turtle cross the road? A: To get to the Shell station
  • Fish Brains
    Q: What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? A: Dam
  • Blue's Clues
    Q: What did the blueberry say to the blueberry? A: You're a blueberry.
  • Don't play with your food
    Q: What's the difference between a zombie baby and vegetables? A: I don't eat my vegetables
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