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Yo mama is so dumb she put a quarter in a parking meter and said, "Hey where's my gumball?"

Q: How can you tell Ronald McDonald on a nude beach? A: He's the one with the sesame seed buns!

Knock, knock who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you a little to young for this site?

Yo mama so fat when she stepped in front of the t.v., I missed two episodes.

A little rabbit is running happily through the forest when he stumbles upon a giraffe rolling a joint. The rabbit looks at the giraffe and says, "Giraffe my friend, why do you do this? Come. Run wit…

What's funnier than a zombie baby? A zombie baby in a clown suit.

Yo mama so stupid she couldn't even make up a "yo mama" joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Part of a the CIA's specially trained elite team of fowl, this stealthy chicken is on a perilous misson. His objective? No less than to uncover the secret docume…

Why did the zombie baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken. How do you unload a truck of zombie babies? With a pitchfork. How did the live baby escape from a room filled with with zombie …

Yo mama's so fat...she decided to go on a diet.