Anti-Joke jokes
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Stooooopid Mama
Yo mama is so stupid, she is dumber than me.
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A kangaroo walks into a bar. He tells the...
A kangaroo walks into a bar. He tells the bartender, "Blood is the lipstick of all wounds."
The bartender does not know how he said this, or why.
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Why did the zombie baby cross the road?
Why did the zombie baby cross the road?
To wreak an unholy vengeance upon the driver of the car who's standing there, scratching his head, trying to figure out how a zombie baby's head can be beneath…
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What's blue and fluffy?
Q: What's blue and fluffy?
A: Blue fluff.
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A guy decides to buy a new...
A guy decides to buy a new ceiling fan, but the salesman says, "Well I'm all out of tunafish."
So the guy says louder, "I want a ceiling fan."
But the salesman says, "I told you, I'm all out of …
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What is funnier than a zombie baby hanging...
What is funnier than a zombie baby hanging from a ceiling fan?
Hitting it with a shovel when it comes around.
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Actual Answers From Radio Contestants
On Irish radio there is a guy called Larry Gogan who has been running the "Just-a-Minute quiz" every lunchtime for years. These are actual answers from some contestants...
1) Something a blind man…
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What Are Metaphors?
Oh, Jason, take me!" she panted, her breasts heaving like a student on
31 pence-a-pint night.
Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two other sides gently compressed by a Thigh Mast…
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Martin Scorscese is interviewing three ...
Martin Scorscese is interviewing three action heros for his new movie, they are Arnold Schwarzenneger, Bruce Willis and Sly Stallone. Pitching his movie he says, "This is gonna be an action flick with…
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Yo mama sooooo dumb
Yo mama so dumb, when she threw a rock at the ground she missed.