Anti-Joke jokes
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Knock, Knock... Arthur
Knock knock
Who's there?
Arthur
Arthur who?
Arthur any better jokes on this site?
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Vetoed Valentine Promotions
Valentines Day is here again, and with it the perfect opportunity for marketing departments the world over to romance investors and donors with Valentine-themed promotions! Here are some that didn�…
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Other Things Mama Told Me...
Not to cuss.
Not to cohabitate.
Not to use that language.
Not to go in the first place.
Not to invest in Telecom stocks.
Not to date sluts.
Not to eat with my hands.
Not to drink from the filt…
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Knock, Knock... Highway
Knock, Knock
Whos there?
Highway.
Highway who?
Highway 95 pounds!
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Surrealists 'n' Lightbulbs
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Banana.
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Mommy!
"Mommy, mommy! What a pretty dress!"
"Shut-up. It won't fit over your iron lung."
"Mommy, mommy! The room is spinning!"
"Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the floor.
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Little Johnny and His Word
Little Johnny walks into the classroom and says, "poop!"
The teacher says, "Don't do that."
So little johnny says, "Ok."
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Yo Mama is So... Long
Yo mama's so beautiful, chaste, and pure, I long to bask in the warm glow that surrounds her.
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Brunette Jokes
"Oh my god! A brunette walked into a doctor's office and didn't even get a nose job or perkier boobies!"
"Like, there was this totally dumb brunette who totally walked into the Gap and asked forDolce…
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A lawyer dies and goes to Hell.
He meets Satan, who says, "You are supposed to be in heaven, because you spent your life defending the rights of those who sought justice."
And so the lawyer went to Heaven.
At that same moment, a …