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You might be a redneck if... Northern city-dwellers mock your isolated rural heritage, and utilize stereotypes referencing your supposed appetite for fornication with family relations, and your almost

A 12 inch pianist walks into a bar, looks at the piano in the corner and says, "Why, this model of upright piano makes me think of my first sexual interlude with the maestro Liberace!"

Legendarily naughty Little Johnny sat in class quietly as the students were composing a poem with their teacher. When she asked for an F-word that rhymed with "duck" he waved his hand feverishly. T…

A bar walks into a guy. The bar orders a liver, a heart and a kidney. He asks that the lungs be thrown in as well. The man meets his heavenly reward. Such is the fate of humorous bar flies.

Yo mama's mama is such a fat, hairy, dumb, stank, drunk, blonde, knock knock ho, all jokes at jokes.com are about her.

What did the cat say to the mouse? "The human telling this joke is attempting to anthropomorphise us!"

What do you get when you cross Mariah Carey and Elton John? Nothing. Elton John prefers men.

A husband comes home early from work and catches his wife in bed with the mailman. Before they detect him, he sneaks back into the hall, finds the mail bag, steams open the letters, inserts coupons f…

Why did the professional baseball player cross the road? Because his gigantic ass commanded him to.

Johnny comes back from school crying and says, "Mommy all the kids in the school say I have a big head." His mother replies, "No you don't Johnny. You have a hideously deformed head. The other chil…