Anti-Joke jokes

  • Those Kooky Polish Jokes
    A polish guy goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, can you give me a lobotomy?" The doctor says, "Why on earth would you want a lobotomy?" The polack responds, "Why, so I can write 'dumb polack' jok
  • Yo mamma's so retarded...
    Yo mamma's so retarded, she thinks "yo mama" jokes are funny.
  • Chicken ain't chicken
    Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he freakin' felt like it!
  • A Horse Is A Horse
    Why do they call a horse a horse. Because they speak English, you moron.
  • Front Stabber
    A true friend stabs you in the front.
  • The Jolly Green Giant
    Why did the Jolly Green Giant get kicked out of the garden? Statuatory rape of a gourd.
  • Crazy Old Man From Georgia
    Did you ever hear bout the crazy old man from Georgia? They found him smothered in thick coating of peach marmalade, peanut butter, and his own feces.
  • Join the Club
    A baby seal walks into a club. I'll repeat myself. A baby seal walks into a club.
  • Capon Fear
    Why was the chicken afraid of the chicken? Far from being a proverbial chicken, this deeply disturbed fowl suffered from chronic depression and social anxiety disorder, usually treated with a combin
  • Blondes Ain't Takin' No Shorts
    Why are blonde jokes so short? So the guys telling 'em can understand 'em!
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