Barroom jokes
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Mushroom into Bar
A mushroom goes into a bar and sits down to order a drink. The bartender walks over and says, ''I'm sorry sir, but we don't serve your kind here.''
The mushroom sits back and asks ,''Why not? I'm a
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Pickup Line That Won't Work
I lost my phone number. Could I have yours?
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A Good Bud is Hard to Find
What's the difference between men and beer?
When you're done with the beer it's still worth 5 cents.
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The Bar Basement
Three men walk into a bar and the barman says, ''If you can sit in my basement for a day I'll give you free beer forever.''
So the first man says, ''Easy. I can do that.''
But he walks out afte…