Barroom jokes

  • Singles
    "I met my wife at a singles' bar." "Really?" "I thought she was home with the kids."
  • Women & Alcohol
    Yesterday scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of estrogen. To prove their theory, they fed 100 men 12 pints of beer and observed that 100% of them started talking nonsense and
  • Bad Pickup Line
    Is that Windex in your pants? Because I can sure see myself in them.
  • Before It Starts
    A man comes home from work and sits in his recliner in front of the television. "Hey, wife!" he yells. "Gimme a beer before it starts!" She gives him his beer. Fifteen minutes pass. "Hey, wife!" he…
  • Yo Mama's So Dumb... Drunk Driving
    Your mama is so dumb when she was pulled over for drunk driving and they asked her to walked the line she said, ''Which one?''
  • Incontinent Leprechaun
    One day a man walked in a bar with a box. He sat down, opened the box and out popped a leprechaun. The man told the bartender, "I want a Rolling Rock and a shot of whiskey for my buddy here." There …
  • Feels Like a Fanny
    Two old friends/enemies who love to take the piss out of each other are in a bar, drinking. One reaches over and feels the other's bald head. "Good God! This feels just like my wife's ass!" The man w…
  • Uncle Johnny
    One day Adam's teacher told the class that everyone must find out a moral for the next day's class. One boy came in and said, "Don't count your chickens before they hatch." The second boy said, "Do…
  • The Evergreen Tree
    This Avon lady was out selling her wares. She got on an elevator and pressed the button for the fifth floor. Suddenly, she let a fart. She thought to herself, “What am I going to do now?'' She pu…
  • Bad Pick-up Line
    Hey baby, are those space pants? Cuz your butt is outta this world!
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