Barroom jokes

  • Bartender
    A brunette walks into a bar and says, "Gimme an M L." The bartender says, "What's an M L?" The brunette says, "A Miller Light." Another brunette walks in and says, "Gimme a B L" The bartende…
  • Dickens and the Martini
    Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, “Olive or twist?”
  • The Logic of the Dry Beer
    Joe walks into a bar. Joe's friend, Al, sits down next to him. Joe tells the bartender, “I'll take a large beer.” The bartender says, “Do you want dry beer with no aftertaste, or brewed beer…
  • Three Guys
    Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.
  • Making a Confession
    A drunken man staggered into a Catholic church, sat down in the Confessional and said nothing. The priest is waiting and waiting and waiting. The priest coughs to attract the drunk man's attentio…
  • Breakfast in Bed
    Why do drunks throw up in the sewer? So homeless people can have breakfast.
  • What Happened in Texas
    A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals had a habit of picking on strangers. So when he finished his drink, he found his horse had been stolen. He …
  • Hooligan Hijinx
    A big hulking hooligan walks into a bar, slams his fist down, and yells "Give me a Budweiser, or...!" Scared, the bartender serves the man his Budweiser. This happens everyday for a week straight, and…
  • Jill's Legs
    So this new bar opens and the owner can't think of a name. So he decides to name the bar after the 3rd person who walks in. It takes dosen't take long and soon the 3rd customer walks in. Th…
  • Prehistoric Pick-up Line
    I ain't no Fred Flintstone, but I could sure make your bed rock!
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