Blonde jokes

  • Bad reception
    A blonde went to eletronic store and she asked, "How is much is this TV?" The salesman said, "Sorry, we don''t sell to blondes." The next day she came back as a brunette. She asked the salesman how …
  • Stoplight
    There was a blonde at a stoplight and it said “walk.” She started walking and, when she was in the middle of the street, the sign turned to “don't walk.” So she stopped.
  • Two blondes are shopping at the mall...
    Two blondes are shopping at the mall. When they are done they go out to their car, which happens to be an awesome leather interior convertible. When they get to the car, they realize they had locked t…
  • After You
    ''Have you heard my knock-knock joke?'' asked the blonde. ''No,'' said the brunette. ''Okay,'' said the blonde, ''you start.''
  • Blonde, Brunette, Blonde
    What do you call a brunette between two blondes? Translator.
  • Nouveau Riche Blonde
    There was this nouveau riche blond girl, who went to the nearest Mercedes showroom with a pocketful of dollars, and came out with the latest model. Half an hour later she was back at the showroom…
  • Blonde, Redhead, Parrot
    One day a blonde and a redhead were playing together over the redhead's house while the redhead's father was out. The father had a pet parrot, which he did not let anyone else touch. But, when he left…
  • Blondes On Blonde Jokes
    Why do blondes like blonde jokes? It makes them feel popular.
  • Blonde Robbery
    A blonde walked up to a man and said, “Give me your wallet.” The man said, “Okay, but give me the gun.”The blonde gave him the gun and the man gave his wallet. The man used the gun to steal his wa…
  • The Wet and the Blonde
    Why did the Blonde pee in the Grocery Store? The sign said ''Wet Floor.''
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