Blonde jokes
-
Kiss Me I'm Blonde
Why do blondes wear green lipstick?
Because red means stop!
-
Confusing Blonde
Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner.
Q: How does a blonde confuse you?
A: She comes out and says she did.
-
Blonde's Favorite Ten Years
What are the best 10 years of a blonde's life?
Third grade.
-
Blonde Riding Shotgun
Two girlfriends were speeding down the highway at well over 90 mph.
"Hey," asked the brunette at the wheel, " do ya see any cops following us?"
The blonde turned around for a long look. "As a matter…
-
How Many Blonde Jokes...
Q: How many blonde jokes are there?
A: One. The rest are all true stories.