Blonde jokes

  • Another Saturday Night
    Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes? Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!
  • Wavey Blonde
    Why did they have to stop doing the wave at the Skydome in Toronto? Beacause a blonde drowned in it.
  • Homeward Blonde
    How do you keep a blonde at home? Build a circular driveway.
  • Pop Goes The Blonde
    A man notices a blonde sucking on the bottom of a Coke can. Curious, he asks her what she's doing. "Duh! It says for best taste drink by date on the bottom."
  • Tank Girl
    How do you stop a blonde tank? Shoot the people pushing it!
  • Heh. Stupid Blondes.
    How do you make a blonde laugh on Sunday? Tell her a joke on Thursday!
  • Relay Race
    There was a blonde, two brunettes, and redhead in a 400 meter relay. The starter said, “On your mark, get set, go.” The blonde ran all the way around and said, “It was a 400 meter race, wasn't it?
  • You Silly Blonde. Don't You Get It?
    A blonde was at home watching TV with her friends when she heard a noise. She ran out just in time to see a thief drive off in her car. "Did you see their face?" her friends asked when she came back …
  • Blonde Pregnancy
    What does a blonde say when she finds out she's pregnant? Are you sure it's mine?
  • Tag Team
    A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead team were sent out to install telephone poles for the Telephone Company. After the first day, the brunette team had installed 30 poles, the redhead team had install…
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