Blonde jokes
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Forest Gump
A blonde dies and arrives at the Pearly Gates, where she is greeted by St. Peter.
"Welcome!" he says. "Because we are currently operating at 99% capacity, we can only let a limited number of souls in…
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Is That You Coffin?
A blonde working in the coffin industry was thinking of various ways to improve her business. She thought perhaps a good way to do it would be to emulate the success of the fashion store across the st…
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Blonde Ice Fishing
A blonde wanted to go ice fishing, so after getting all of the right tools, she headed toward the nearest frozen lake. After getting comfy on her stool she started to cut a circular hole in the ice. T…
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Blonde - Two Coats
A blonde decides to show her husband that despite what everyone says, blondes really are smart.
While her husband is at work, she decides that she is going to paint the living room in their house. …
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Blonde...Sweet-n-Low
Why did the blonde snort Sweet-n-Low?
She thought it was Diet Coke!
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Blonde...Faxes
How do you know if a blonde sent you a fax?
There's a stamp on it.
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Heckle Me Harder
A ventriloquist is sitting onstage at a comedy club. He and his dummy are spurting out really crude blonde jokes, when a blonde lady sitting in the audience stands up.
"I'm so sick of you people who…
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Legs Open
Q: What did the blonde's left leg say to the right leg?
A: Nothing -- they've never met.
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Paper Street
One day in class, the teacher told everyone to turn to a blank sheet of paper in their notebooks. She noticed that Chip, the dumb jock, was having trouble with her directions.
"Have you found a blan…
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Brunette, Blonde & Railroad Tracks
A brunette was jumping along railroad tracks, saying, 21, 21, 21. A blonde comes along and starts doing the same thing. They hear a train and the brunette jumps off, but the blonde keeps jumping.…