Blonde jokes

  • Blonde Pooltable
    A blonde is like a pooltable, put a dollar in and she'll rack your balls.
  • Waterlogged Blonde
    What do you call a blond who can't swim? Bait!
  • Air Mattress
    Q: What do you call a hundred blondes stacked up on each other? A: An air mattress.
  • You Big Tomato
    Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink? That's where you wash all your vegetables!
  • Blonde's Bad Day
    Q: How can you tell a blonde is having a bad day? A: Her tampon is behind her ear and she can't find her cigarette.
  • Lake Wannaswimma
    Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. "How do I get to the other side?" "Duh! You ARE on the other side!"
  • Who Killed Abraham Lincoln?
    A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job. The officer wants to ask her a few questions.... Officer: What's 2+2? Blonde: Ummmmm... 4! Officer: What's the square root of 100?…
  • Blonde With License
    Q: Why does a blonde always fail her road test? A: Because every time the car stops, she jumps in the backseat!
  • Bimbo Joke
    How does a blonde turn the light on after having sex. She kicks the car door open.
  • Blonde with Money
    A blonde and a brunette were opening their paychecks when the blonde asked the brunette what she was going to buy. The brunette replied, "I think I'll buy a new set of plates because mine are chippe…
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