Blonde jokes

  • 911
    Why can't a blonde dial 911? She can't find the eleven.
  • Blonde's Shoes
    Q: Why do blondes have “TGIF” on their shoes? A: “Toes go in first.”
  • Blonde Road Crossing
    Why did the blonde cross the road? I don't know, and neither does she.
  • Snowblonde
    Why does it take longer to make a blonde snowman? Because you have to hollow out the head first.
  • Blonde Pillow Talk
    What do blondes say after sex? ''Are you boys all in the same band?''
  • Blonde...Bucket
    What is the worst thing about sex with a blonde ? Bucket seats.
  • Blonde Jokes...Or Are They?
    How many blonde jokes are there? None, they're all true!
  • Brunette, Blonde, Brunette
    What do you call a blonde between two brunettes? A mental block.
  • Ouch!
    A blonde's redhead decides to show her a neat way to trick people -- you put your hand on a wall and ask someone to punch it. But before they do, you pull your hand away! "That is a neat trick," thi…
  • Blonde...Foreplay
    What do blondes do for foreplay ? Remove their underwear.
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