Blonde jokes

  • Blonde...Bananas
    Why don't blondes eat bananas? They can't find the zipper.
  • Blonde...Hair Up
    Why do blondes wear their hair up? To catch everything that goes over their heads.
  • Blonde - Contractor
    There was a woman who wanted to repaint her house, so she called the contractor and set an appointment to meet with him. When the contractor came to her house they did a walk-through and he asked h…
  • Blonde Brains
    Q: What's the difference between a blonde's brain and a box of rocks? A: Nothing.
  • Blonde Fired
    Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the W's.
  • Blonde Confusion
    How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her a blonde joke.
  • Blonde Job Application
    On an application form, what does a blonde put down for ''SEX?'' ''Lots.''
  • BlondeMotorWorks
    Why does a blond prefer BMW over Chevrolet? She can spell BMW!
  • Blonde and Taxi
    Q: What do a blonde and a taxi have in common? A: Everyone's been in and out for $2.00.
  • The Blonde Hostess
    Why did the blonde have empty beer cans in her fridge? For people who don't drink.
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