Blonde jokes

  • Don't Step Out of the Car
    A blonde has just gotten a new sports car. She cuts out in front of a semi, and almost causes it to drive over a cliff. The driver furiously motions for her to pull over, and she does. The driver g…
  • Blonde's Twinkle
    How do you get a twinkle in a Blonde's eye? Shine a flashlight in her ear.
  • Blonde On A Fence
    Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence? To see what was on the other side.
  • Blondes Making Kool-Aid
    Why don't blondes like making Kool-Aid? Because they can't fit eight cups of water in the little packet.
  • Adventures in Disneyland
    Two blondes were going to Disneyland when they came to a fork in the road. The sign read: "Disneyland Left." So they went home.
  • Blonde Submarine
    Q: How do you sink a submarine full of blondes? A: Knock on the door.
  • Sanitary Blonde
    A blonde was driving across several states to go visit her family. She was five hours late and her family was getting worried. When she finally got there she explained that she had seen 10 signs that
  • Shirt Words
    Why do blondes have TGIF written on their shirt? It stands for, "Tits Go In Front."
  • Blonde Lightbulb
    Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One hundred: one to hold the lightbulb, the other 99 to rotate the house.
  • Blonde Fish Killer
    How does a blonde kill a fish? She tries to drown it!
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