Bush jokes

  • Bush and Bill
    Out of Bill Clinton and George W. Bush, which one do you think has been referred to as Mr. Bush more often?
  • Clinton, Bush, and Washington...
    Bill Clinton, George Bush and George Washington were on the Titanic. As the boat was sinking, George Washington heroically shouts, ''Save the women!'' George Bush hysterically screeches, ''Scre…
  • Respecting the First Lady
    George W. Bush walks into a restaurant in Washington DC with his wife Laura. The waiter approaches the table and asks for his order. ''I'll have your biggest, juiciest London Broil,'' answers the P…
  • Hardworker, That Bush
    Bush is doing the work of 3 men: Larry, Curly, and Moe!
  • Half Bush
    Bush's mother prayed fervently that GW would grow up and be president. So far, half of her prayer has been answered.
  • Wal-marks the spot
    Q: Why aren't there any Wal-Marts in Afganistan? A: Because there are too many Targets.
  • Nowhere to Hide
    President Bush is so stupid, he tried to hide in a corner in the Oval Office.
  • The Great Saddam and Bush Debate
    Ignoring the fact that George Bush declined Saddam Hussein's challenge to a televised debate, Tim Dowling exclusively reveals what could have happened had they met Tuesday February 25, 2003 Tony…
  • The President Sucks
    President Bush wakes up one morning, looks out of the White House window and sees "The President Sucks" written in the snow in urine. Furious, he calls in the FBI and demands the perpetrators be found…
  • No Fly Zone
    The American Indians have nicknamed George W Bush as "Walking Eagle" because he is so full of crap that he can't fly.
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