Bush jokes

  • Future Handicapping
    George W. was out jogging one morning along the parkway when he tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek below. Before the Secret Service guys could get to him, three kids, who …
  • The Monkey Goes Where the Wind Blows ...
    This week, the Bush administration finally released the official start-date of the U.S. war in Iraq, giving the United Nations a March 17th deadline by which to disband, or face total annihilation. A…
  • I Had a Dream
    Saddam Hussein phoned President Bush and said, "George, I called you because I had this incredible dream last night. I could see all of America, and it was beautiful and on top of every building, ther…
  • Osama and Bush Have a Dog Fight
    Bush and Osama decided to settle the war once and for all. They sat down and decided to settle the whole dispute with one dog fight. They would have 5 years to breed the best fighting dog in the world…
  • Bush got a coded message from Saddam
    Bush got a coded message from Saddam. It read: 370HSSV-0773H Bush was stumped and sent for the CIA. The CIA was stumped too, so it went to the NSA. The NSA couldn't solve it either, so they asked…
  • Divided By A Common Language
    The British speech: "If you are ferocious in battle, remember to be magnanimous in victory, we go to liberate, not to conquer. We are entering Iraq to free a people, and the only flag that will be…
  • THE DAILY SHOW HEADLINES
    AUSTIN CITY LIMITS As the Democratic Party hones its campaign strategy for next year's election, it might look to Austin, Texas, where Democrats are facing off against Republicans using a strategy e…
  • Doctor Demented
    A British doctor, a German doctor and an American doctor were chatting. The British doctor said, "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man put it in another and …
  • What do Saddam Hussien and General Custer ...
    What do Saddam Hussien and General Custer have in common? They were wondering where all of those Tomahawks were coming from.
  • George Bush , Saddam Hussein and General ...
    George Bush, Saddam Hussein and General Cosgrove were all walking along a beach together after a peace talk , when they spotted an empty champagne bottle lying in the sand . They popped it open, and a…
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