Bush jokes
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Q. Whats the difference between George W. ...
Q. What''s the difference between George W. Bush and Saddam Hussein ?
A. It took Saddam 20 years to get that unpopular.
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What did the troops say to Bush & Rumsfeld...
What did the troops say to Bush & Rumsfeld when they told them to march to Baghdad?
We Kuwait!
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George and Laura Bush were on a private...
George and Laura Bush were on a private jet en route to a public speaking in Florida.
After staring out the window with a curious look on his face he turns to Laura and says, "Hey Laura, how about I…
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A guy walks into a coffee shop and sees ...
A guy walks into a coffee shop and sees President Bush and Colin Powell sitting together. He introduces himself and asks President Bush, "How goes the War effort, Sir?"
President Bush answers, "We'r…
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One hungry Bush...
One day George W. Bush and Dick Cheney walk into a diner. A waitress walks up to them and asks if she can take their order. Bush leans close to her and says,
"Honey, can I have a quickie?"
The wait…
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Bumper Crop O' Bumper Stickers
Bush happens
Life is like a box of chocolates. Looks like we got a bad one. (Impeach Bush)
Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're an asshole.
Vegetarians taste better
There is absolutely no excu…
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Top 10 Things You Don't Want Dubya to Say
10) My fellow Americans, I have been lying to you all this time. These two beautiful twin daughters I have? They're clones. Mwa-ha-ha-ha!
9) My fellow Americans, I have to admit to something. I accid…
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Pulling His Cheney
George W. Bush ran into Colin Powell`s office exclaiming, "Dick Cheney hanged himself
in his bathroom!"
Colin Powell says "Oh, No! Did you cut him down?"
"Cut him down?" asks George W. "How could
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Dubya 'Do.
President Bush is so stupid, he dyed his hair blonde to become smarter.
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Bush & the Blackboard
George W. Bush was giving a third-grader a lesson on politics. First he asked the kid to write "The President" on the blackboard.
Then Bush asked the child what he thought the President should accom…