Bush jokes

  • Knock Knock: Dumb...
    Knock Knock. Who's there? Dumbass. Dumbass who? You know, President Bush.
  • Jenna and Barbara's Companion
    Q: Who were Jenna and Barbara Bush with when they got caught by the police? A: Their uncle Anheuser
  • Texas Talkin'
    Here's what the heck they mean in the Lone Star State... The engine's runnin' but ain't nobody driving = Not too smartAs welcome as a skunk at a lawn party = An unwelcome personTighter than bark on a…
  • Burning Bush
    Thousands of people flock to the annual Burning Man festival in The Black Rock Desert north of Reno, Nevada. At this big hippie festival, people run around naked, drink and do drugs, or as George W.…
  • Bush is a Puppet?
    President George W. Bush was getting angry about the public opinion of his ability to govern, so he arranged a press conference to let the American public know what was on his mind. He started strong…
  • Executive Rimmin'
    Why did George W. Bush cross the road? To plunge his slithery tongue into the pert and waiting anus of the oil industry.
  • Osama in the Holy Land
    Why did Osama bin Laden visit Mount Sinai? He wanted to see the burning Bush.
  • Burying Osama
    What do you call Osama bin Laden buried up to his neck in sand? Not enough sand.
  • Genie and the Taliban
    Three guys: a Canadian, Osama bin Laden, and Uncle Sam are out walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a genie pops out of it. "I will give each of you each one wish. That's three w…
  • Things Dubya Shouldn't Say
    1. My fellow Americans, I have taken much into consideration and realized that I really DO look like a furry woodland creature! 2. My fellow Americans, prepare to die. I accidentally sent my wife's b…
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