Bush jokes
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Hans Across Iraq
Dear Mr. Blix,
Welcome to Iraq! It is so good of you and your Weapons Inspectors to visit my humble nation once again. My people are overjoyed to assist the totally neutral and gloriously impotent UN…
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5 presidents are on a plane
Five presidents are on a plane: George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, Thomas Jefferson, George W. Bush, and Bill Clinton. George Washington says, "I will make someone happy!" and throws a dollar bill of…
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I feel like chicken tonight
Why did George Bush cross the road?
Beause his penis was stuck in the chicken!
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Famous George W. Quotes
"I believe Men and Fish can coexist together peacfully."
"I support Latino owned buisnesses, women owned buisnesses, and every other kind of person owned buisnesses."
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Big pimpin'
What do you get when you cross Bill Clinton and George Bush?
A pimp with a speech impediment.
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yo mama's fart stinks so bad ..
Yo mama's fart stinks so bad that George Bush declared it biological warfare.
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We take you now to the Oval Office
George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That'…
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The First Lady's patriotic duties
What do George Bush's wife and the American flag have in common?
They both go down in the name of the president.
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Top ten reasons George W. Bush should be impeached
1) Compassionativity is not a word.
2) Social Security IS a federal program.
3) Benjamin Franklin did NOT invent the light bulb.
4) Trout are not extinct.
5) Brazil DOES have blacks.
6) Speaking …
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PC Pot
A Dell employee got busted for pot in Manhattan recently. President Bush and many conservative lawmakers are surprisingly upset, as they have always pushed the view that marijuanna is a Gateway drug.