Bush jokes

  • Bush and Clinton and Bush
    A reporter remarked to George W. Bush: "It must be something, knowing that you put the Bush legacy back into the oval office." "Thanks to Bill Clinton," replied George. "Bush never left the office."
  • Bush and Son
    A reporter cornered George W. Bush at a press conference: "Many say the only reason you were elected for President is due to the enormous power and influence of your father." "That notion is ridicu…
  • Bush's Favor
    George W. Bush is sitting in a hotel lobby, planning his speech to a group of businessmen, when a little man walks up to him. "Excuse me, Mr. Bush, but my name is Steve Case, and I'm here with an ext…
  • Texas Transplant
    Three cowboys were hanging out in a bar, discussing George W. Bush's visit to their ranch earlier that day. "The funniest part," the first one said, "was when he kept trying to honk the cow's horns, …
  • Bush, Einstein and Picasso
    When Einstein died and arrived at the gates of heaven, St. Peter wouldn't let him in until he proved his identity. Einstein scribbled out a couple of his equations, and was admitted into paradise. …
  • Current Administration
    Q: Why are people so scared about the current administration? A: Because we're being ruled by a Bush, a Dick, and a Colin.
  • Bush and Polly
    Why doesn't George W. Bush eat parrots? A little thing called cannibalism.
  • Bush's Joint Chiefs of Staff
    George Bush is so dumb he thinks the Joint Chiefs of Staff are a bunch of indians who roll extra fat doobies.
  • Whitehouse Parrot
    A man walks up to the whitehouse and shouts to the guard, "I'd like to speak to Bill Clinton, the President." The guard replies, "Bill Clinton is no longer the President of the United States. George…
  • Heaven's Shining Waters
    George W. Bush, Clinton, and Gore were all in heaven, and the angel said, "You must cross this river and we will judge how much you have sinned based on how far you sink." Dubya goes first and gets u…
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