Business jokes
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Work Blows
What's the difference between a wife and a job?
After ten years the job still sucks!
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Dictaphone
A secretary goes into her boss' office and asks, "May I use your dictaphone?"
He replies, "No. Use your finger like everyone else."
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C.E.O. D.U.M.B
One day a secretary is leaving on her lunch break, and she notices her boss standing in front of a shredder with a clueless look on his face. The secretary walks up to him and asks if he needs help.
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Gary Condit's Fowl Behavior
Gary Condit quit politics and got a job at KFC. Why did they fire him?
He couldn't keep his hands off the legs and breasts.
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Retired Marine
A retired US Marine was looking for a new job. He finally found one that appealed to his interests. At the interview, he was asked,
"Do you have any military experience?"
The Marine replied, "Why, y…
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Hilarious Signs
Over a gynecologist's office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
On a plumber's truck: "We repair what your husband fixed."
On the trucks of a local plumbing company in NE Pennsylvania: "Don't sleep wit…
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People Who Should've Won This Years Nobel Prize
1. Britney Spears & Eminem
Who, combined, have written more books than they''ve read.
2. Dr. Phil Mcgraw
Who has managed to convince millions of women to buy his self-help books, despite the fact …
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New Rules For Employment
SICKNESS AND RELATED LEAVE: We will no longer accept a doctor statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.
SURGERY: Operations are now b…
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Wanted: Dead Or Alive
An office exec was interviewing a blonde for an assistant position, and wanted to find out a little about her personality.
"If you could have a conversation with anyone, alive or dead, who would it b
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Redneck Job Interview
You might be a redneck if the interveiwer asks, 'Did you know that we are a Fourtune 500 Company?'
And you answer 'What track do y'all sponsor that race at? I ain't been to that one yet.