Business jokes

  • Blonde Looking for a Job
    A blonde was filling out an application form for a job. She promptly filled the columns entitled NAME, AGE, ADDRESS, etc. Then she came to the column: SALARY EXPECTED. ''Yes.''
  • Prison vs. Work
    In prison you spend the majority of your time in an 8' X 10' cell. At work you spend most of your time in a 6' X 8' cubicle. In prison you get three meals a day. At work you only get a bre…
  • The Retirement Party
    The boss is finally old enough to retire from the company. On his last day of work, he ordered a farewell party for himself. The boss wanted everyone to express their good feeling about him by writing…
  • Phone Line
    A young businessman had just started his own firm. He had just rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques. He saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear the hot sho…
  • Man Walks Into a Lawyer's Office...
    A man walked into a lawyer's office and inquired about the rates. “Fifty dollars for three questions, ” replied the lawyer. “Isn't that awfully steep?” asked the man. “Yes,” the lawyer repli
  • Gags For The Office Drone
    Run one lap around the office at top speed Groan out loud in the bathroom cubicle (at least one other 'no-player'must be in the bathroom at the time) Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning…
  • The Engineer's Love Life
    An architect, an artist and an engineer were discussing whether it was better to spend time with the wife or a mistress. The architect said, “I enjoyed time with my wife, building a solid foundation…
  • Bumper Sticker Sayings
    1. Well, this day was a total waste of makeup. 2. Make yourself at home! Clean my kitchen. 3. A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth. 4. Don't bother me. I'm living happily ever aft…
  • Office English Dictionary
    Blamestorming: Sitting around in a group discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible. Chainsaw Consultant: An outside expert brought in to reduce the e…
  • Little Old Lady Knows How to Gamble
        A little old lady went into the Bank of Canada one day, carrying a bag of money. She insisted that she must speak with the president of the bank to open a savings account because, "It's a lot o…
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