Children jokes
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Go Fish
Little Johnny and his grandfather have gone fishing. After a while grandpa gets thirsty and opens up his cooler for some beer. Little Johnny asks, "Grandpa can I have some beer too?"
"Can you stick y…
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Miracle Toddler Diet! Guaranteed Results
People are always on the lookout for a new diet. The trouble with most diets is that you don't get enough to eat (the starvation diet), you don't get enough variation (the liquid diet) or you go broke…
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Teaching A Buncha Hooligans
A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her 6th grade class one day. It was a large assignment so she started writing high up on the chalkboard. Suddenly there was a giggle from one of the …
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Little Johnny Gives to the Sick
Little Johnny was in church with him mom for Sunday Mass when he suddenly felt nauseous.
"Mom, I think I'm going to throw up!"
She told him, "I want you to run outside as fast as you can. Run acros…
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Firetruck
A firefighter is working on the engine outside the station when he notices a little boy next door in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the side. The boy is wearing a firefighter's helmet…
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Elmo's Redesign
A blonde is hired at the Tickle Me Elmo factory. The personnel manager explains her duties, and tells her to report to work promptly at 8:00 AM. The next day at 8:45AM, there�s a knock at the person…
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First Day of School
Q: What did the dad buffalo say to his son on the first day of school?
A: Bison
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Birds of Paradise
Yo mama so fat, when she was a baby, she took a bath with a rubber albatross.
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Musical Chairs
Q: What did one chair say to another chair?
A: Here comes another asshole
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The Origin of Little Debbie
A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father. While her dad gets his hair cut, she stands right next to the barber chair, eating a Hostess snack cake. The barber says to her, "You know, sweet…