Children jokes
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I scream for ice cream
A blonde walks into an ice cream shop and asks for a scoop of chocolate. The brunette worker tells her they are all out of chocolate. The blonde comes back later and asks again for a scoop of chocolat…
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The Blonde ABC's
Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade?
A: Because she's 21
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Little Johnny is Number One
While the teacher was conducting her class, Little Johnny yells out, "Teacher, teacher, I have to take a piss." The teacher, shocked, replies "No, Johnny you may not because you did not raise your h…
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Did I do that?
Three men are on a plane. The first one throws a dirt-clod out of the plane. When he lands, he finds a child crying and asks him, "Why are you crying?"
The child says a dirt-clod fell out of the sky …
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Lunch is back
Q: Why do blondes need see through lunch boxes
A: So they can tell if they're coming home or going to work.
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That Johnny Is So Witty
One day a teacher told her students to draw a train on a railway track for homework. The next day when the teacher started checking everybody's book, she came up to Little Johnny. "Show me the homewor…
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A little boy gets on a bus...
A little boy gets on a bus and sits behind the busdriver. As they're driving along, he sings, "If my daddy was a bull and my mommy was a cow, then I'd be a little bull."
Annoyed, the busdriver tells…
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Definitely
Nursery school teacher says to her class, "Who can use the word 'Definitely' in a sentence?"
First a little girl says "The sky is definitely blue" Teacher says, "Sorry, Amy, but the sky can be gray, …
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After School Snack
Why did the boy eat his homework?
Because his teacher said it was a peace of cake.
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Running for Office
George W. Bush was out jogging one morning when he tripped, fell over a bridge railing and landed in the creek below.
Before the Secret Service guys could get to him, three kids who were fishing, pul…