Children jokes
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You might be a redneck if your daddy...
You might be a redneck if your daddy walked you to school and you are both in the same grade.
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A man has six children...
A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud
of himself that he starts calling his wife "Mother of Six" in spite of her
objections.
One night they go to a party. The ma…
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What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo
What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?
A pouch potato.
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Attention Shoppers!
Why did Michael Jackson rush to Wal-Mart?
Because he heard kids pants were half-off!
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What did the Hispanic fireman...
Q: What did the Hispanic fireman name his son?
A: Jose.
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There was a young girl who loved to wear ...
There was a young girl who loved to wear skirts everyday to school.
One day a boy asked her to climb the flag pole for a box of cookies.
She climbed the pole and all the boys in the schoolyard co…
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In school one day, the teacher decided that ...
In school one day, the teacher decided that in science class she would teach about the elements. So she stood in the front of
the class and said, "Children, if you could have one raw element in the w…
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Unbearable Lightness of Being
One day mama bear and papa bear were getting a divorce. The judge decided that baby bear was going to live with mama bear.
Baby bear started to cry . "Whats wrong?" the judge asked baby bear.
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There was a little girl named Fufu ...
There was a little girl named Fufu.
She went to school one day and her teacher said, "How do you spell your name?"
The girl replied, "F.U. - F.U."
Her teacher sent her to the principal's office.…
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What do Michael Jackson and plastic bags ...
What do Michael Jackson and plastic bags have in common?
They are both made out of plastic and are dangerous for children to play with.