Children jokes
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Lipstick at School
According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington
recently was faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls
were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bat…
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Harry Potter Quiz
What did Harry Potter do when he found the three-headed dog?
He ran... wouldn't you?
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Little Johnny's "Bookish" Father
Little Johnny was in class and the teacher announced that they were going to try something different to help everyone get to know each other a little better, and to help with their spelling.
She exp…
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Little Johnny's Wish
Little Johnny came home from school one day and went by his mom's room. The door was open, so he looked in and saw his mom lying on the bed naked moaning and touching herself saying, "Ooh, I need a …
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Telephone Operator's Proposal
How did the telephone operator propose to his girlfriend?
He gave her a ring.
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Malcolm in the Puddle
Malcolm: Miss Wilson can I go to the loo?
Miss Wilson: In two minutes Malcolm. Do your alphabet first.
Malcolm: Ok Miss Wilson. abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz.
Miss Wilson: Very good, Malcolm, but wh…
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Knock Knock... Old Lady
A) Knock knock
B) Who's there?
A) Old Lady
B) Old Lady, who?
A) I didn't know you could yodel!
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Things I've Learned from My Children
1. Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
2. A 3-year-old is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
3. If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they…
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Lima
What did the lima bean say before it went into the pot?
Sufferin' succotash!
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S & M
One day Mom was cleaning Junior's room and in the closet she found a bondage S&M magazine.
This was highly upsetting for her. She hid the magazine until his Father got home and showed it to him.
H…