Children jokes
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Let Them Eat Homework
Why'd the boy eat his homework?
His teacher told him it was a piece of cake!
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Mr. Bubbles
Q: Do you remember blowing Mr.Bubbles when you was a kid?
A: Well, he called me last night and told me to tell you hello.
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Inky Pig
Why did the pig have ink all over his face?
Because it came out of the pen.
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Cheatin' Johnny
In class one day, Mr. Johnson pulled Johnny over to his desk after a test, and said, Johnny I have a feeling that you have been cheating on your tests.
Johnny was astounded and asked Mr. Johnso…
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The Call of Nature
One fine day in the middle of class at school, a girl raised her asking to be excused: Teacher, can I answer the call of nature? Knowing what the kid wanted, the teacher said okay. Immediately, th…
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Clown joke: read at own risk
There once was a little kid named Billy who loved clowns. I mean LOVED them. He had posters of them all over his wall and pictures of them everywhere.
One day his parents took him to the Circus t…
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Confessions Of Sodom
One Sunday, my priest asked if I could cover his Confession shift for him -- he said it was easy, since he had a sin list inside the booth which listed both sins and penance. I agreed and took the boo…
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No Punishment
Boy: Will you punish me for something i didn't do?
Teacher: Of corse not!
Boy: Good cause I didn't do my homework!
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Hang Man
A boy comes running into the kitchen and says, "Mommy, mommy! Grandpa hanged himself in the living room!"
His mother runs into the living room, and sees no one there. Angrily, she says, "Listen. Yo…
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Jumping Rope
Two teenagers were walking through a park when they saw two rabbits getting it on, fast and furious.
"What are they doing?" asked the girl.
"They're jumping rope," said the boy. "Maybe I'll teach yo…