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A little boy and his dad were walking down the street whan they saw two dogs having sex. The little boy asks his father �Daddy, what are they doing?� The father says, �Making a puppy.� So they…

One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small boy into bed. She was about to turn off the light when he asked with a tremor in his voice, ''Mommy, will you sleep with…

Mrs. Flebs, a teacher, was standing in front of her class. It was the beginning of the new school year. Mrs. Flebs said, �Okay class, we're going to go around the room and have everybody say a sen…

A little girl was failing math. Her mother enrolled her in Catholic school in the hopes to improve her math grades. During the first marking period, her mother noticed a dramatic improvement in her …

A zookeeper approaches three boys standing near the lions' cage and asks them their names and what they're up to. The first boy says, "My name's Tommy and I was trying to feed peanuts to the lion…

It was recess and the pre-schoolers came in. The teacher asked Susie what she did today. ''Well, I played in the sandbox,'' she said. The teacher said, ''If you can spell sand, I'll give you a fresh-b…

A boy was at a public pool. The lifeguard blew his whistle at the boy and yelled, ''Hey! Don't pee in the pool!'' The boy replied, ''But everybody does it!'' ''Not from the diving board!'' shou

Show me a man that thinks baseball is the national pastime and I'll show you a man who never played doctor when he was a kid!

A little boy runs into his house and asks, “Mom, can little girs have babies?” The mom answers, “No, of course not.” The little boy runs outside, yelling, “It's ok, we can play the game again!Â

A kid was late for school one day. "I had to take the bull down to mate with the heifer," he explained to the teacher. "Couldn't your father have done that?" "Sure, but the bull would have done