College jokes

  • College Rules
    On the first day of college, the dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules: "The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female s…
  • Montana Ghost Story
    A visiting professor at the University of Montana is giving a seminar on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks, “How many people here believe in ghosts?” About 90 students r…
  • Sex and class
    The wealthy, high-society mother of a 17-year-old girl was concerned that her daughter was having sex. Worried the girl might become pregnant, and adversely impact the family's status, she consulted t…
  • Authentic Grafitti
    Make love, not war. Hell, do both: get married! * Women's Restroom; The Filling Station. Bozeman, Montana I've decided that to raise my grades, I must lower my standards. * Houghton Library, Harvar…
  • Law School Graduation Gift
    Q: What do you buy a friend graduating from Law School? A: A lobotomy.
  • Lightbulb <----> Law Professor
    Q: How many law professors does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
  • You Might Be A Redneck If... Prom
    You might be a redneck if your senior prom had daycare.
  • Yo Mama's So Fat... Driver's License
    Yo mama is so fat that her driver's license says, "Picture continued on other side."
  • Random Acts of Stupidity Roundup
        Curators at India's Baroda Museum reported irreparable damage to a priceless 3,000-year-old mummy, done by an overzealous cleaning person who apparently opened the mummy's case and vacuumed the…
  • Big Ten Alumni Mountain Climbing Trip
    Four college alumni were climbing a mountain one day. Each was from a different Big Ten school and each proclaimed to be the most loyal of all fans at their alma mater. As they climbed higher, they a…
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