College jokes
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California
Q: How many Northern Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Hella.
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Take a seat
Men are like toilets, they're either taken, unavaliable, taking a piss or just full of shit.
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Inside out
Q: What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?
A: BMW's have the pricks on the inside.
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4th and Goal
Q:What�s funnier than kicking a zombie baby wide left from the 10 yard line?
A: Running it in for a touchdown and spiking it in the ground only to have it stand up and chase after you with grass i
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I Bet You Can't...
A man walks into a bar and orders shots for the everyone. The bar tender asks if he even has enough money. The man says, "I am a professional gambler, I bet you a hundred dollars I can bite my eye." T…
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What do u do if a blond...
Q: What do u do if a blond throws a grenade at u?
A: Pick it up and take the pin out and throw it back at her
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What did the blonde say after ...
What did the blonde say after college?
"Will that be paper or plastic?"
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Job Fair
A jock and a geek applying for the same job.
The boss said, "Boys, you need to take a test before you can get this job."
So they took the test and the next day they came back to see who the boss c…
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Once there was a blonde who wanted to prove ...
Once there was a blonde who wanted to prove to people that she wasn't just a dumb blonde. So she asked her friend "how could I show people I'm not just a dumb blonde?"
Her friend says, "First learn a…
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Two retired professors were vacationing
Two retired professors were vacationing with their wives at a hotel in the Catskills. They were sitting on the veranda one summer evening, watching the sun set.
The history professor asked the psycho…